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Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, or ever

Put your hot bean water in these COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE mugs. Guaranteed to get you fired. Fired UP that is! Your wife will hate your breath.

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Create stupid comic strips with your stupid family.

Joking Hazard lets you traumatize your youngest and oldest family members alike with a single card game. Create terrible comics with upsetting and hilarious punchlines!

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Sad Plushie

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Flat Expression Plushie

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No smile. No frown. Just vibes. The Flat Expression Plushie has reached total emotional neutrality...

Joking Hazard

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Cyanide & Happiness Bottle Opener

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WE DID IT!!!!  WE MADE DRINKING EVEN MORE FUN!!!    Features: 4" tall and 2"...

Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5

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Joking Hazard Enlarged Box

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Joking Hazard: Blast from the Past

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Cyanide & Happiness 2026 Daily Calendar

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Cyanide & Happiness Coasters

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Cyanide & Happiness Blind Box Figure

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Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug

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There's never too much coffee! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!Enjoy this big size (15oz) white, durable ceramic mug....

Cyanide & Happiness Green Plushie

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It's a green Cyanide & Happiness dude! Choose from either the happy or sleazy version....

Cyanide & Happiness Blue Plushie

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It's a blue Cyanide & Happiness dude! Choose from either the happy or sleazy version....

Cyanide & Happiness Naked Plushie

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Buttshark Plush

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Gingerbread Shirt - Version 2.0

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Baked, decorated, and having a really big existential crisis, in full! This heavy cotton tee...

I'm Fine Hoodie

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This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of...

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Fuck it. Enjoy this crewneck shirt, featuring original artwork by the illustrious Kris Wilson. Just...

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Trash Magick! The best kind of magic! Ultra trashy, ultra relatable!   S M L...

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Joking Hazard

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Joking Hazard: Stroking Hazard

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Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug

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Coffee Coffee Coffee Tumbler

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Welcome to the official Explosm Store — home of Cyanide & Happiness merch. From dark comics to twisted tees, rude mugs, plushies, and outrageous games, we've turned our warped humor into stuff you can wear, gift, or laugh at. If your sense of humor is broken in the best way, you're in the right place.