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Cyanide & Happiness 2026 Daily Calendar
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Dive into the absurd, irreverent world of Cyanide & Happiness with this official 2026 desk...
Cyanide & Happiness Blind Box Figure
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Holy smokes! It's a blind box! Everyone loves those! Get yourself one of twelve different...
Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug
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There's never too much coffee! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!Enjoy this big size (15oz) white, durable ceramic mug....
Cyanide & Happiness Stab Factory Book
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You have all been so polite and patient while we’ve been cranking away in the...
Gingerbread Shirt - Version 2.0
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Baked, decorated, and having a really big existential crisis, in full! This heavy cotton tee...
I'm Fine Hoodie
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This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of...
idgaferatu shirt
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Fuck it. Enjoy this crewneck shirt, featuring original artwork by the illustrious Kris Wilson. Just...
TRASH MAGICK TEE
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Trash Magick! The best kind of magic! Ultra trashy, ultra relatable! S M L...
Joking Hazard
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*Due to high demand, shipment of Joking Hazard may be delayed* Joking Hazard is...
Joking Hazard Enlarged Box
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Joking Hazard: Blast from the Past
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Does Joking Hazard not have enough cards for you? The Explosm store exclusive Blast from...
Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #1
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You wanted more cards, and we made them! Our first deck enhancement adds 100 BRAND...
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Joking Hazard
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*Due to high demand, shipment of Joking Hazard may be delayed* Joking Hazard is...
Joking Hazard: Stroking Hazard
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Last year, a random Amazon user left us a 1 star review, claiming Joking Hazard...
Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug
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There's never too much coffee! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!Enjoy this big size (15oz) white, durable ceramic mug....
Beware the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber - Unisex Shirt
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He could be anywhere. He could be anyone. He could be anytime! But he will...
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ABOUT US
Welcome to the official Explosm Store — home of Cyanide & Happiness merch. From dark comics to twisted tees, rude mugs, plushies, and outrageous games, we've turned our warped humor into stuff you can wear, gift, or laugh at. If your sense of humor is broken in the best way, you're in the right place.